Just then, my mum called for me from my backyard. Apparently some small bird got into our shed and I was meant to take it out for some reason D:<

Well, I was just gonna pick it up and all but it looked diseased and looked as though it had rabies or mad cow disease or whatever. So, I tried to scare it out, which obviously didn't work because I just scared it back in.

So, I tried another tactic. To lure it out with barley seeds D:

Yeah. Well that didn't work. So I went to look for a worm. I eventually found one and laid it out but after a while it didn't come out. So, I had my FIRST steak out or stake out or whatever.

I sat there for a while and watched as my fat sister ran around like a retard chasing my dog. She easily got exhausted so she went back inside. I waited for another 5 minutes or so, when I saw the mum bird (I think) swooping around D:

I was paranoid that I'd get pooped on so I went back inside. Still waiting for the bird to come out though. It might even be out NOW D:

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