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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Well, well, well my dear fellows ;D

yesterday i got back from the mostest awesomest annual ever of which i shall post vids and pix later when i get them ;D

Day ONE
We departed our dear school at 0700 hours on nayoon's birthday december 11th (don't remember it D:). anyhow, captain best was like "don't just stand there waving go up and give them a hug/kiss, you might not see them again". ;D but i couldn't do that cause my dad was working and my mum was in taiwan and my bro who'd escortayed me to school on the train already ditched me :(

anyhow on the bootiful coach with toilet i sat near the front next to veronica who was to become my very good friend in the next few days. and we sat across from belle teehee no explanation is needed for her teehee. anywho, we took off for latchford barracks and stopped at this hungry jacks place for 'breakfast' where dennis paid for me cause i forgot my wallet in my echelon bag which was stuffed under the coach. at the hungry jacks vincent kong ordered the pancakes and got ripped off cause he only got TWO instead of THREE but was to chicken to ask for another cause he thought they'd think he was too asian ;D well we were rushed back onto the coach where we headed ato our lunching location in marulan? well some little town and everyone crammed into this little cafe place and i got $2 chips which were frick humungo and abs got fish and chips which were frick frick humungo ;D and dennis was like "is that how you get your ABS, abs?" well, we piled back onto coach deluxe and made our way to latchford barracks which was very FORMIDABLE with all the kangaroos bounding around D: D: D: we got keys to our individual rooms which were awesome and all SIX of us girls (seven plus maam li who is an ex-student who is now a 2nd lieutenant) got a block together whereas the guys got blocks...too.. ;D anyhow we went to the gym to do Physical Training with 2 corporals. which was ZUPER fun :D we got split into 2 groups and gradually completed this obstacle course with 8 components D: D:

first obstacle: five mats behind a tyre each and you had to lower yourself onto each mat and shout BANG BANG whilst going thru it. ;D wtfrick ;D
second obstacle: 5 bars which you had to go over and under and if you hit one then you had to do a pushup for each one
third obstacle: walk up this plank and cross two narrow bars then jump off this block and land on your back on the mat
fourth obstacle: climb up block and swing across to othe block on rope then slide off
fifth obstacle: leopard crawl under all these bars very fast
sixth obstacle: climb onto bar and climb sideways onto plank which you walk across and then monkey bars bout four/five metres? jump off/or fall buttfirst like me :D
seventh obstacle: climb up this huge bar thingo and then swing to other side and climb down
last obstacle: jump thru rope hoops which all became undone by the end from fatty's hitting them. could do cool rolls and things or SYNCHRONISED ROLL like CUO Tangvisethpat and dennis ;D

army guys/girls have zuper zuper muscools D: their biceps are like BAZOOMS D:

anyhow, that was really fun and we walked past the pool which had a POOL TABLE next to it ;D
OMGSH barracks food is sooooooo nice its like BUFFET except times QUADRAZIGILLION D: D: D: as much as you want D:

SLEEEEEEEP :D

Day TWO
FORM UP ! i woke to the sound of some guy telling us to form up and then sergeant belle the tyrant knocking on my door which was very bad cause it meant that i had to throw on my DPCU and boots and get down to form up in a second D: so i did and so we went to have breakfast then we got back and did WEAPON SIMULATION which was frick cooool and i shall disclose no info about in case i get arrested or something teehee more just to keep you in suspense of what it was like. but anyhow BELLE the ZUPERBEAST got ZUPERgood until jeff beat her and then LIEUTENANT MCFADYEN BEAT HIM BY LIKE ZLOGS and omgsh CAPTAIN BEST's ACCURACY WAS LIKE 18 D: D: D: D: to compare, i got 189 ;D

anyhow we headed to our overnight location which was Mount Beauty Caravan Park or something and the girls got this FRICK AWESOMW YIRT whereas the guys all got some weird cabin thing ANYHOW A YIRT
i SLEPT IN A YIRT D: D: D:
wait no, i slept in THE ATTIC OF A YIRT D: D: D: like D: D:

anyhow the beds and dinner there were all very nice and so we slept well, i think D:

SLEEEEEEP :D
(oh wait we got our freeze dried with FREE FREE D: anaconda beanie which probably saved our lives on the hike)

Day THREE
It was finally here D: dun DUN DUUUNNN D: the hike YAY ^^ anyhow, we first dropped off the 1 and 2 sections and everyhting seemed fine until we got dropped off and i was the first off.. it was FREEEEEEEEEEEZING AND WINDY AND so we quickly tried pulling on our jumpers and japaras and any other warm clothing before we got frozen. i split my gloves in two and gave andy one half before his hands dropped off ;D well we struggled through the rain and wind and cold and sleet, etc. to find that our way was blocked off by FLOOD D:<<<<< Day FOUR
Made our way to Cope Hut from Tawonga, saw BRUMBIES/wild horses D: very cool. Fell twice on stupid spinifex grass tuft thingos and there was also this very cool spongy swamp plant thingo which you could bounce on but was hell on ankles :D
very crappy arduous journey but we made it to this SES hut or something for lunch where we stayed for a couple hours in the hope that the weather would lighten up. Probably the most AWESOME time of the hike cause we were all crammed in this tiny room and having fun. ZOMBIES came alive there and the yr8 guys were like chasing Pengu around going "OHM OHM OHM" ;D
very fun.

Made it to Cope Hut and discovered the embers of the other 2 sections. Cope was probably the BEST hut complete with UNsmelling toilet, cool fireplace and FOUR BUNK BEDS, two lofts and a firewood shed. luxury. and then we had to share with two not very nice smelling old men who had been on the Alps for 21 DAYS D: D: and were gonna hike all the way to CANBERRA D: what beasts.

oh yeah, Veronica slipped on the steps and injured her ankle and annie was like "Want some BONDAGE?" and we all started cracking up esp. mr groves ;D and belle was like "BANDAGE girl BANDAGE" ;D we all know what annie thinks bout now ;D

the girls shared bunks which was very warm but cramped. i shared with annie and we shared fantasies ;D OMGSH i saw mr groves TOPLESS. not good omgsh so scarring UGH D: and poor poor ANNIE saw him both topless AND pantless ;D EWWWw D:

anyhow, the fire was awesome. and guess who built it ;D yes BELLE the ZUPERbeast ;D

Day FIVE
Had to leave the awesome hut and started off for Wallace Hut which wasn't too far off but was the oldest hut on the Alps so we took nice photos together and the guys played cricket while we assessed Belle's ankle and other assorted injuries.

Then we walked to Fitzgerald Hut (boys)/Kelly Hut (girls). but BEFORE that we stopped for lunch at this SES hut WHERE WE MET THE OTHER TWO SECTIONS YAY ^^ got to talk to dennis, vk, vt, etc. very awesome and we spent ages there before we regrettably had to leave but in high spirits especially since it was SUNNY AND WARM D: D: D: kelly hut was awesome and it was just us girls so we gossiped and had fun ;D and built a RAGING INFERNO of a fire ;D maam li was ZUPERbeast and hootchied outside by herself in a +10 degree sleeping bag. holy crap much.

~~~ ahhh, need to sleep cause i have to get to church at 9 tomorrow for full day rehearsal for christmas partay ;D so i shall continue this tomorrow hopefully :D
but i'll post for now to give you a TASTE of whats to come
. i love all my annual buddies :D annie, becca, ronny, SGT BELLE ;D omgsh i went nike factory today and got NIKE AIRSTABS D: they're like AIRFORCES except FRICK AWESOME :D and i went to CHURCH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A GAJUIILLION YEARS :D YAY i'm so happy D: my mum came back from taiwan tooooo and brought back all this cool stuff including a FULLY gold ring, like no carats, real gold. yeah, its MALLEABLE D: D: D: ~~~

Day SIX
The second final day of trek came and the girls were UP AND AT THEM, getting to the junction before the guys by like ZOINKS ;D We sat there enjoying our phone reception whilst the higher-ups deliberated with belle the ankle about whether she'd make it, which was pretty pointless since she was so ZUPERBEAST D: D: she'd probably outlast even MY lardi fitness ;D anyhow we breezed thru the walk to EDMUNDSONS hut except buddha who was ZUPERZUPERZUPERbeastman and was ALSO carrying belle's pack. we had lunch where annie was being very suspicious. i walked back to the main pack from where i was cooking my lunch and annies like "D: CLAYS BACK" in a very very very subtle whisper. ;D yeah that afternoon we went for a nice hike up mount nelse, where reception was like FULL BARS D: D: D: and so i called nayoon and talked to her sister, etc. called my brother, etc. yeah and we took an awesome phoot up there too. Major Byleveld told us about how many many years ago, some girl almost died from hypothermia on the distant mountain and they had to abort. we also had lessons which one of them was on RATEL and belle was not very good but s'all was good cause buddha seemed to know a lot ;D anyhow, the girls built a tenthootchie/tootchie with annie, becca and belle SMBLOOMOOGIFIED in the tent and me, ronny and vicky in the hootchie :D

****** START READING HERE VIEWERS sorry bout the lateness of the rest of this blog. i'm lazy. :D ******

Day SEVEN
We bummed at edmundson hut for ages so that we wouldn't get to the bus stop too early and so we did things like play cricket, the zombies attacked, and major byleveld polished his boots ( i know D: ) we also determined what route to take, whether we should take the 2km shorter but CRAPPY TUSSOCKY HILLY terrain route called HEATHY SPUR dunn duuun DUUN ~~ D: OR OR OR D: if we should take the less dangerous but 2km longer fire trail. and we decided to all take the fire trail which turned out to be a good idea cause when we got to the pickup point there was this info booth thing and it was like *** ALERT D: heathy spur is a dangerous un-negotiable crappy terrain stuff so should only be taken by experienced people (like me) in favorable conditions D: *** anyhow we set off on a BRISTLING LIGHTNING SUPERLING pace at like 6km/hr which was very fast indeed on that treacherous terrain with injured people. i was thoroughly suprised D: at how fast we were and we soon arrived at a ROAD D: next to a dam but it was so misty and foggy and windy that we couldnt see very far..which was pretty cool cause it like DRIFTED OFF into nothingness D: anyhow, daniel replaced major byleveld at the front waving off cars with his bright yellow cricket bat which the major was like "it might be offensive to the drivers if they're english or indian" ;D anyhow we arrived at the bus pickup point and rejoiced while we sheltered in this mini info shelter thing where mr groves set up a hootchie windbreak so it was pretty warm with all the hot bodies ;D we waited there while the major checked if there was shelter across the bridge into nothingness D: where our REAL pickup point was supposed to be, but nevertheless we entertained ourselves by singing songs where the zombies were pretty good oompa loompas D: and once these lights started coming towards us from the bridge of nothingness D: and we were like D: D: D: but it turned out to be a truck :( and then OUR BUS CAME :D

so we loaded our gear on like crazy and jumped on it a very happy mood.
then we picked up the other two sections and we argued bout who was more hardcore, etc. but i got sick from the bus turning so much down the winding mountain road.

we got back to mount beauty and PARTAYED baby ;D but first thing to do was HAVE A SHOWER D: it hurt so much cause i had all these cuts ;D but it got better and felt awesome ;D ronny made a very very delicious chocolate cake :D and we finally got to sleep in BEDS D: very comfatable HAHA comFATable :D

Day EIGHT
I EIGHT a lot :D we headed to canberra for the last leg of our jovial journey ;D and we got to canberra carotel ;D which was where we stayed for our yr9 canberra camp -___-" but it was s'all good cause we got to have more fun, like playing vball, more time in our rooms ;D and etc. food was still crap as ever though ;D We went to mount ainslie where we also went to before but milo saw lightning on the horizon and i was waiting for the next strike for ages but then belle, etc came up to me so i turned around and then belle was like D: OMGSH LIGHTNING :( we went to canberra mall where we ONLY GOT 40 MINUTES D:<<<<<<<<<>


Day NINE
Had 'sgusting breakfast and then headed pray at church, the looked at memorials and then hung out for TWO AND A HALF HOURS at the war memorial D:<<<<<<>< ;D later we all chipped in and bought a DCPU bear for major byleveld CALLED MAJOR PEPPER :D
went to "CHINATOWN" which is very un-asian-y compared to the city chinatown. but it had many cool restaurants like ETHIOPIAN D: but no jamaican so i could not get in touch my heritage, instead i got in touch with nayoon's heritage and went korean BBQ ;D with dennis, vk and raymond but we shared the same restaurant as the rest of the guys and some of the officers cause lieutenant mcfadgen wanted kimchi ;D

got back to carotel and had more vball/swimming fun. we also had TALENT QUEST where the girls sang an extended version of belle's shannon noll parody adapted to annual. here it is:


oh sorry can't find it so you can just imagine it, ask for someone's video or ask belle nicely to sing it to you :D

ronny + becca made TWO CAKES this time which were both ZUPERyummy and we bummed the night away ;D we WERE supposed to talk all night but annie fell asleep on my bed and becca fell asleep on belle's FAT bed and i couldn't talk to belle by myself cause she's too scary. wait no, i started cracking yo momma's so fat jokes that nayoon told me ;D whilst belle wrote xmas cards of which she gave me one ;D and on the cover it has a xmas tree and says HAVE a TREEmendous xmas ;D
eventually fell asleep :D


Day TEN
We drove past a GIANT MERINO D: and then we stopped at goulburn for a little break where i bought WICKED chocolate milk :D and we explored toyworld ;D and people looked at us weird.

stopped again at maccas (the same one we stopped at for yr9 canberra camp D: ) i ate happy meal cause i was happy.

got to school. went home whilst nayoon was taking a ferry ;D

...
and thats not ALL D:
cause when i got home we had friends over so i couldnt just dump my stuff and sleep so i had to unpack, etc. WASH all my 'sgusting clothes ;D and also my mum got back from taiwan so had all this cool new stuff :D which was PLACED ON MY BED D:<>

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