and i looked up cheats and i was like D: ohmy GOOSHNESS THERE'S CHEATS
so i cheated and got promoted like 20 billion times and:
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this black hole thing in the middle suck the pinball and stuff D:
i forgot what happens though :/
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anyhow, some day i went to the city with my dad and brother and GOLLY the city has changed. like those BLINDING red and yellow billboards which go "Want longer lasting MEEP. well now they've change it to Want longer lasting censored. D: so that they don't offend non-reproducing people. ;D like that chicken ad. "if you don't like chicken there is something seriously wrong with you. " ;D so slack.
And imagine mowing YOUR WALLS, there's like all these weeds growing on the sides of buildings you could like, GROW A LAWN D: D: AND THE PLAY LAWN BOWLS ON IT D: oh wait no you cant.. cause gravity would make them all go down ;D AND ZOMGSH there's the other billboard where its like "we've given this billboard back to nature" and theres all these plants growing on it D:
D: Has anyone been to Phyzogs ? ;D It's a shop in the city but i don't know what it sells. BUT ITS GOT A COOL NAME ;D i'm going to name my kid !Phyzogs ;D
When we had to go home, cause we parked in this uber dodgy carpark, which looks abandoned from outside. but has like all these rich benz's and porsches, etc (including mine) inside. but its so dodgy cause you know how you have to pay at those ticket machine thingos, well it wouldnt accept CASH so all these people had to RUMMAGe for coins or use credit card or something. and i was like oh NOES but then my dads like DONT WORRY and like reaches into his pocket and pulls out this whole PILE OF COINS ;D and i was like D: D: D: MONEY
yes and then the lift was broken and there were all these people waiting there, but we were smart and figured it out from the "out of order" sign so we walked quickly to the other lift on the other side of the building. but then the noobs figured it out and started following us. and my dad was like " walk quicker so we can get the lift" and so we like subtly walked faster ;D and got into the lift and kept pressing the close door button whilst dodging the bullets of course ;D and yes we made it and ZOOOOOOOMED out ;D
D: NEWS ALERT NEWS ALERT WEEEOO WEEOOO D:
The Hungry Jacks in the city caught on fire ;D and it was like all black inside and was sealed off. ;D and there was this poor security guard who had to sit outside on this seat. just sitting there. ;D
Gatsby is selling for $20 for 1, $35 for 2 and $50 for 3. D: At capitol.
END NEWS ALERT WEEOO WEOOO
at capitol whilst i was waiting for my dad to buy parts for his new baby computer. i was watching all these old fobs trying to get those huge plushies from k square. they kept trying and EPIC phail BAUN BAUN BAUUUUNNN ;D
i was like teehee. ;D
D: There's a politician guy called John Faker ;D
D: D: VOTE FOR HIM he has a cool name ;D
like "Who's your suburbs leader?"
"FAKER ! D: D:"
;D
And now i'm going to go to cadets annual so FARE THEE WELL until the 21st. or the 27th depending on how long I sleep.
Guess what? I get to see Locao's ABS after its become even more defined from a 60km hike. ;D SUCK :D
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