MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE D: D: D: D:

and

A HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

hope you have Christmas trees unlike some fat fats D:<

TODAY I HAD A FULL FOOT LONG AT SUBWAY! D:

I'M SO STRONG :D

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You are GAY.

From Anonymouse

Today I went to tutoring and came back.

On the way back, I sneezed super loudly and my mum was like 'HOLY CRAP' except in Korean and swerved a bit crazily :)

It was very cool.

I was gonna find the explosm comic that relates to this i.e. the you got swerved one but I can't be bothered finding it. If I do I shall post it up later

Have no fear people. Clay has returned from annual D:

Anyways, yesterday, Liz, Lindy, Jess, Aditia, Rachel and me decided to take a trip to Manly Phoenix Yumcha D:

We all caught the same ferry from Circular Quay to Manly, except Rachel. Not because she was too fat to fit on the ferry, but because she was too fat to wake up on time, as per usual.

Once at Manly, we went into this yumcha restaurant thing and sat in front of a massive mirror. For me it was horrible because in the mirror, all I could see was the reflection of Lindy and Jess D:

Anyways, eventually the COOL trolley came around, with COOL bambooo container things, with COOL food inside of them and they had COOL little teapots for their soy sauce and COOL cups for tea. However, we were too cheap to buy tea, so we ended up just having water.

Our food ranged from MANGO PANCAKES or as Jess calls them PANGO MANCAKES D: to those white prawn things D: It was SOOOOO yummy. and the TOILETS WERE SO COOL TOO D:

Anyways, after stuffing ourselves full of YUMCHA and watching waiters and waitresses DESPERATE for more money, we walked around Manly. Because we couldn't be stuffed to go on the dodgy beach, we went along the branded shops such as Billabong, Roxy, and yeah.

We also went into some market place and found some old Asian guy with EXTREMELY good paintings which he painted. He tried to sell them to Aditia and me but we just nodded and smiled and ran away.

After that we returned back to Circular Quay and walked all the way to Town Hall. It started sprinkling on the way and I almost died after I was about to cross the road because I heard the BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP thing. But Jess SAVED me .. and Rachel too ;D

Other than that we went to MORE brand name shops and didn't buy anything. Well, I think Aditia and Jess did. Then after that we, Jess, Rachel and me, went to eat CREPES D: VERY delicious.

We then went to Myers and Rachel and I zoooomed to the electronics section. I tried playing Guitar Heroes while Rachel streamlined Asian dramas on an Imac ;D

And I REALLY SUCK AT GUITAR HEROES D: I couldn't even hit one single note thing. And BEFORE I had gotten the guitar NO ONE was there but as I was becoming crappier and crappier EVERYONE decided to gather around so I ran away with humiliation. I need the MASTER i.e. Lindy to pass on her skills. Maybe I just wasn't in my mojo.

We also did the whole FIND A DRESS and where it. But being the lazy fatty that I was I couldn't be bothered and so I just watched as Jess brought and wore hideous dress after another.

Soon we gave up and caught the train home. Of course after I went and got my 4th Easy Way drink with a FREE upsize due to the vouchers just lying there D:
In the line for people waiting for Easy way was some guy with anime-wannabe hair and underneath his fringe was a weird blue squiggle drawn on. I didn't say anything then but apparently Jess saw it too, when she didn't even GO to easy way with us D:

Came back home and watched Big Daddy with Adam Sandler. As pointless as the movie seemed, the little boy is so CUTE D:
Just like a white version of Ben from Daddy Day Care :D

Watched a bit of the Carols. Very gay.
I think they ran out of famous Australian singers because I didn't know anyone other than Guy Sebastian, Delta Goodrem, Brian McFadgen, The Wiggles and Paulini.
and why the hell would you get an OPERA singer to sing carols?

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i got a free foxtel balloon today :)

and school is now over D:

and i'm eating STARBURST SQUIRTS!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

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School's almost ending and I'm gonna miss Mrs Chan. When we get a boring maths teacher next year, I'm gonna be so sad :(

Today we were talking about Brad Pitt and how he's so hot, with Mrs Chan. She also thinks that Angelina Jolie is sexy, and that they have too many children too fast. She also feels sorry for Jennifer Aniston, because she quote 'knows she loves him' end quote. She reckons that if Jennifer Aniston had had a baby with Brad Pitt they'd still be married even though he didn't want to stay with her. Even when Lindy stated that Jennifer Aniston didn't want babies, it didn't phase her, instead she stated enthusiastically 'EXACTLY!' as she does.

We've come to realise that Lindy's name has morphed from Lindy to Lindia sometimes to Jessica, then to Lydia over the past year in Mrs Chan's mind. Pity, mine's always been Nayoon. At least at one point she had Lindy's name right :(


This is just something we managed to do in fron t of Mrs Chan's face during maths class. She even acknowledged it as interesting D:

Just then, my mum called for me from my backyard. Apparently some small bird got into our shed and I was meant to take it out for some reason D:<

Well, I was just gonna pick it up and all but it looked diseased and looked as though it had rabies or mad cow disease or whatever. So, I tried to scare it out, which obviously didn't work because I just scared it back in.

So, I tried another tactic. To lure it out with barley seeds D:

Yeah. Well that didn't work. So I went to look for a worm. I eventually found one and laid it out but after a while it didn't come out. So, I had my FIRST steak out or stake out or whatever.

I sat there for a while and watched as my fat sister ran around like a retard chasing my dog. She easily got exhausted so she went back inside. I waited for another 5 minutes or so, when I saw the mum bird (I think) swooping around D:

I was paranoid that I'd get pooped on so I went back inside. Still waiting for the bird to come out though. It might even be out NOW D:

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Nothing interesting has happened at all lately D:

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A few days ago, my mum found out that Clay Gay's name is not ACTUALLY Clay Gay, but in FACT Christine FATTY Lay D:
And she was like 'Oh no wonder. I was wondering who would call their poor child Clay.'

While on the subject of names, my sister told me how Milo Suspenders's name was created.
NO, it wasn't from the Milo chocolate milk stuff.

INSTEAD being the fobby fobs they were Milo's parents didn't know much English so they named their child after the street they lived in.

What would have happened if he lived on the Great Western Highway or BOGAN PLACE in the Northern Territory. Or where I live, Bolaro ;D

What poor poor children.

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my life is so interesting, i was playing space cadet pinball on my brother's laptop
and i looked up cheats and i was like D: ohmy GOOSHNESS THERE'S CHEATS
so i cheated and got promoted like 20 billion times and:


***SPOILER***
this black hole thing in the middle suck the pinball and stuff D:
i forgot what happens though :/
***END SPOILER***

anyhow, some day i went to the city with my dad and brother and GOLLY the city has changed. like those BLINDING red and yellow billboards which go "Want longer lasting MEEP. well now they've change it to Want longer lasting censored. D: so that they don't offend non-reproducing people. ;D like that chicken ad. "if you don't like chicken there is something seriously wrong with you. " ;D so slack.

And imagine mowing YOUR WALLS, there's like all these weeds growing on the sides of buildings you could like, GROW A LAWN D: D: AND THE PLAY LAWN BOWLS ON IT D: oh wait no you cant.. cause gravity would make them all go down ;D AND ZOMGSH there's the other billboard where its like "we've given this billboard back to nature" and theres all these plants growing on it D:

D: Has anyone been to Phyzogs ? ;D It's a shop in the city but i don't know what it sells. BUT ITS GOT A COOL NAME ;D i'm going to name my kid !Phyzogs ;D

When we had to go home, cause we parked in this uber dodgy carpark, which looks abandoned from outside. but has like all these rich benz's and porsches, etc (including mine) inside. but its so dodgy cause you know how you have to pay at those ticket machine thingos, well it wouldnt accept CASH so all these people had to RUMMAGe for coins or use credit card or something. and i was like oh NOES but then my dads like DONT WORRY and like reaches into his pocket and pulls out this whole PILE OF COINS ;D and i was like D: D: D: MONEY

yes and then the lift was broken and there were all these people waiting there, but we were smart and figured it out from the "out of order" sign so we walked quickly to the other lift on the other side of the building. but then the noobs figured it out and started following us. and my dad was like " walk quicker so we can get the lift" and so we like subtly walked faster ;D and got into the lift and kept pressing the close door button whilst dodging the bullets of course ;D and yes we made it and ZOOOOOOOMED out ;D

D: NEWS ALERT NEWS ALERT WEEEOO WEEOOO D:
The Hungry Jacks in the city caught on fire ;D and it was like all black inside and was sealed off. ;D and there was this poor security guard who had to sit outside on this seat. just sitting there. ;D

Gatsby is selling for $20 for 1, $35 for 2 and $50 for 3. D: At capitol.

END NEWS ALERT WEEOO WEOOO

at capitol whilst i was waiting for my dad to buy parts for his new baby computer. i was watching all these old fobs trying to get those huge plushies from k square. they kept trying and EPIC phail BAUN BAUN BAUUUUNNN ;D

i was like teehee. ;D

D: There's a politician guy called John Faker ;D
D: D: VOTE FOR HIM he has a cool name ;D
like "Who's your suburbs leader?"
"FAKER ! D: D:"
;D

And now i'm going to go to cadets annual so FARE THEE WELL until the 21st. or the 27th depending on how long I sleep.

Guess what? I get to see Locao's ABS after its become even more defined from a 60km hike. ;D SUCK :D

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Hello Christine Fatty Lay,

I, NY Super Cool Person Leeeeee, am very thoroughly indeedy angravvated as you are very unbloggy lately D:

And also, I'm trying to hack your gmail account D:
It's very hard D:

Yesterday I found out that Lord of the Rings was on so I said I wouldn't watch it but I ended up watching the last half hour or so D:

Well, because I haven't seen any of the other movies except for the part when Gandalf dies and when the beginning of the first movie, I have many questions.

Why does Frodo go on the boat at the end of the movie?
Why does like 4 other people including Gandalf go on the boat too?
Why is Gandalf so WHITE ? D:
Why is Orlando Bloom blonde?
How come after that Smeagel guy bites off his finger, Frodo still has his finger when he gives his book to Sam?
Why are the dead people NOT dead?
Why the heck don't Gandalf's side have ELEPHANTS?

Other than that, I think it was a pretty decent movie. BUT I don't think Frodo should be the main character because half the time the Samwise guy is always dragging his fat ass along. He's such a pansy D:<

I also like those cool circle doors that you see at the end, why don't WE have circle doors D:

Anyways, lately I've been SIMSulating :D
So interesting.
Teehee, I was playing with Brandi Broke who randomly gets pregnant for some reason and then I fed her over due pizza with like flies and green smoky stuff coming out of it to try and kill her. When that didn't work, I starved her which DID kill her :D

The Grim Reaper came along and I had to get her son to plead for her. So entertaining how the Grim Reaper pulls out like a phone and stuff ;D
Apparently according to Buttsco, if you stargaze long enough, then a meteor smashes your Sim and kills them. Then you have a dead sim and a massive meteor site in your backyard, but it hasn't worked for me yet D:

Well, for now I need to go tutoring :D

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