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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Snapshot of interesting text books :D

Now I am officially a tutor myself I realise why it is so easy to give your student/s so much homework and have decided to forgive my tutor :D

In fact, I am being very nice as I have been slaving for the last 4 hours doing homework. YES I was distracted every now and then and YES I kind of suck at maths and YES I am very slow at maths too but it STILL took four hours D:<

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

oh yeah and clay. as you have changed your font status so have I D:<

i'm now NOTHING because I always forget to change it to italics and
I took your ruler D: The one with markings, teehee.

my mum just yelled out something along the lines of 'HOLY CRAP THERE'S A PEN IN THE VACUUM BAG NO WONDER THERE'S A WHOLE IN IT'
and well, I was the one who sucked that pen up D:

oh oops. Actually I've also sucked up a sock before. It's very entertaining you should try it one day it like gets stuck and then after like 3 seconds it goes SHWOOOP and gets sucked in and then you can see it spinning around in the back.

I've also got a clay wad stuck in the vacuum too. It clogged up the cylindrical thing and made it unusable ;D
I had to split it in half to get it out again, which was very sad because it used to be an ornament on my table.

I feel very stoned at the moment. I slept 2 hours Friday morning because of my stupid Sculptures by the Sea assignment and Jap test which i didn't even remember anything for. Anywhom, last night I slept like 15 hours which is actually normal for me. My mum reckons I sleep too much. Maybe that's why I'm a whale D:

I earned 15 dollars yesterday. I am now officially a tutor. I know D:
and don't say HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO TUTOR IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING YOURSELF because I KNOW something D:<<

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Went to some dodgyass restaurant just then D:<

OMG D:<

I wrote a WHOLE blog and then it just DISAPPEARED D:<<<<
what is this crap D:<<<<<<

Anyways, the blog was meant to complain about my very dissatisfying visit to a FOB restaurant and now I'm EXTREMELY dissatisfied D:<

RAAAAAAWR D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Labels: GODZILLAAAAAA

Friday, November 21, 2008

Labels: D:

D: wait i just realised she's already married...
BUT i could have an illicit relationship.
it seems to work for marshall ;D

so nayoon..i'm RICH :D

btw, i am now bold AND italics because:
1. bold is ugly and that would be a DECEITFUL projection of my real beauty
2. I can mould my flobs into a slim voluptious figure

Labels: marry me

no one wants to marry you

Labels: REJECTED :P

D: i'm going to marry nayoon
and call my children thing's like..god and potential.
so they'd be god lee and potential lee ;D

Labels: godlee potentialee

You may call it ditching but I would rather call it resting from school :)

Anyways, after 'ditching' school today, I experienced a pleasant slumber throughout the WHOLE morning and woke up just as the day peaked, at noon. As i arose from the peaceful dreamtime, I forced my weary slits open to face the harshness of reality. However, upon opening my slits, I realised that reality was not so harsh after all, as I did not need to fruitlessly prepare for 6 hours of so-called education. Instead I was to face what should have been 6 hours which was slept down to 3 hours, of painless bliss.

As I showered, I sighed a breath of relief as the water cleansed me of the burdens and worries of school days, leaving nothing but pure freedom. <--neked D:

UH SCREW THIS, trying to write poetically is too hard so I'll just write like I usually do, bitterly and with no big words :D

ANYWAYS, after having a shower I had my breakfast, a hotdog which didn't have a sausage or onions but scrambled eggs and bacon. Because no one was home I was free to do whatever I liked. So, I turned on my computer and did nothing. Well, practically nothing. It was fairly boring for the first half an hour until I started working. I started doing some science which I've found actually really fascinating when you don't copy the answers D: I know that's disgraceful but it was interesting. I did like 1 and a half pages of that and then decided to fiddle around with our blog.

I added a profile picture and removed the ugly phoot of lindy milkshakers. While doing that, the phone randomly rang. I hesitated to pick up the phone because I don't like picking up the phone unless I know who's calling, but the sound was pissing me off so I picked it up. Some curry dude was like
'Hello may I please speak to SESOIFJSDFDPF?' SESOIFJSDFDPF is how he pronounced some name. It started with an 'S' so I assumed that it was for my sister so I said 'She's not here at the moment' And then he replied 'Can I leave a message for her?' At least that's what I think that's what he said, his curry accent was pretty heavy.

So, I said 'NO **** OFF D:< !' Actually no, I didn't. I said 'Of course' He replied with 'Please ask SESOIFJSDFDPF to call Baycorp at 1300 130 522. Registration number 28100028211 as it is URGENT. VERY URGENT' So I was just like 'Okay bye' but afterwards I realised WTH THE HECK IS BAYCORP? So, I googled it and it's some site to do with IT or something like that. That was when I realised that I just got an URGENT message to give to someone who I don't even know. SO whoever you are, Mr/Mrs Registration number 28100028211 call Baycorp at 1300 130 522 :D After that my mum called to tell me to pick up the younger fatties, so I trudged all the way to Greystanes Public School in the blistering HEAT. I found that my old school is still the same. Very reminiscent. It kind of reminded me of our school though, except everyone was shorter, whiter, fatter and greener. Came back home and continued my doing nothing-ness. Anyways, I can't be bothered to recount any more so Clay shall continue this blog that I started with bootifulness.

My ~~day~~ afternoon began as i awoke from my beauty sleep to the sweet dulcet tones of my dad's mulit-lingual ness. Having risen at TWO pm and sniggering at the poor poor fools dying from schoolness, i cleansed my bootifull slim figure <-- neked D: My brother and father went to the hospital leaving me to my own devices. The device i used was my state-of-the-art ps2. so i exerted my talents which i must do so often or the talent may overload since i produce such enormous quantities of it. i vented my pent-up feelings [expressionism] by communicated with nayoon. nayoon is a sponge.

Anyways as Clay has decided she can't be stuffed either, I'll just add ugly pictures of Lindy for accusing us of losing our touch D:<<<<<>teehee me too ;D

:(

Lindy didn't want her photo up for trillions of people to see, so you'll just have to imagine her beauty

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

D: I GOT 860 IN INKLINK
i know, what a impossibubble feat.

it's kind of the wrong way up, but if you tilt your head to the right you can see it properly :D

well i was ~~forced~~ ~~persuaded~~ seduced to write a blog by nayoung.

so let me tell you the very VERY interesting day of a non-SLP [sad lonely poop] person.

the whole day we moved from T block to P block whilst sleeping, eating and photosynthesizing. nayoon drifted backwards when she TRIED to race on my psp.

and yes that is all worth mentioning. THAT's how boring it was.
but at least we did not pay ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for boredom ;D

here are some bootifool pictures.

this is me copying nayoon who is pretending to be a statue.

this is my brother in gaol. ;D

look at my brother's guns ;D btw that boat is actually in the flowers and he's not actually holding it for you slow slow snails. :D

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

SO recently, or more like a month ago, my mum smashed into a brick wall after hydroplating. Because of that we were awarded a COURTESY CAR from Twin Motors which is some car fixing place owned by two old Korean mans.

And well, I just wanted to help them advertise as they've helped us in countless of times where my mum smashed her car into things. For example, when she reversed into our gate and pushed it for like 2 metres. The gate is now held up by two massive pot plants on either side. Or when she scraped the side of the car along our screwed over mailbox, which is screwed over mainly because she always smashes into it. Or when she smashed our side mirrors onto someone else's side mirrors, causing our side mirrors to fall off and dangle by these random cords.

ANYWAYS, here's a tour of the courtesy car

That there you see is the gear change lever thingo. It looks totally normal right now but NOT ONLY does it go up and down very easily, it was also flexible enough to go LEFT and RIGHT. So you pretty much could just SHAKE IT AROUND. Which apparently is bad, because if you change the gears while driving it'd like RIP EVERYTHING TO SHREDS and that would be ashame because then we'd have to get a NEW courtesy car and I was quite fond of this one :D

Anyways, my dad PROHIBITED me to play with it, because after playing with it once, the car engine died for like 2 seconds and everything went silent and we all looked at each other and then it was reBORNED and went VRRRRM ;D

Now see that photo of the compartment thing that they have in cars to keep hidden things like drugs. It looks perfectly fine doesn't it? I THINK NOT D:<<<<<< AND NO, I did not break it myself D:<

(And if you're thinking what's wrong with it, that's not how you're MEANT to open it)

Not only did they have an easy-to-access compartment they also had already half open 'visors' in FATTY terms. If you're not a fatty, 'visors' are those flappy things that shade you from the sun. Like that below, except they usually can close. These 'visors' were slightly fixed by the one and only ME but they still don't ENTIRELY close

Okay, that's not a GREAT example but it was more obvious in the car. That fat head you see is Fatsy and the man in the mirror, I'M ASKING IF HE'LL CHAAANGE HIS WAAAYS, is my dad.
SPEAKING of my dad, the almight car was too short for my dad's height with his hair JUST below the ceiling of the car.

Not a great angle, but if my dad was 4 centimetres taller he would have to crouch.
Hm, what else was there? OH RIGHT the fact that the trunk was RIGHT behind my head with nothing as a barrier and that it was VERY dodge looking.

This photo was taken straight from the back seat. If you look carefully you can see newly growing mould on the carpet :D

Also, one day as my sister wanted to tie her hair in the car, she put down the 'visor' to have a look at her beauty, she was DIZZIENATED by the Questacon-like mirrors ;D
The mirrors seriously made you dizzy for some weird reason I don't know WHY but I think it was mainly because it distorted everything it reflected D:

and YES that IS me in the background, but it's the only photo of the mirror I had, so bear with my distorted beauty ;D

I guess that's all the imperfections of the car.
Even though I'm totally dissing the car and mocking it at the moment, after the 4 weeks together I became VERY attached to it which I discovered when I came home and my mum told me we had our old car back :(

I was very devastated. So now I know how it feels like to lose something you deeply love or treasure. Unfortunately I couldn't get a photo of my beloved car's outer shell before it left me, but I figured that if I DID put up the outside of the car, then those Twin Motor dudes would be able to find which of their courtesy cars is so crappy and try to improve it, which would steal the amusement from future courtesy-car-users, either that or they would pull it apart and sell the bits for spare parts which I DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT D:<

Monday, November 17, 2008

This blog is dedicated to our avid reader, Liz whom requested MORE BLOGS D:
That doesn't necessarily mean that we'll write more frequently it only means that this is dedicated to you which should be enough

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At the moment, I am VERY content. WHY? (rhetorical question to make you really think WHY?) BECAUSE I HAVE CANNED SPAGHETTI D:

Why? :D
Because Clay gave it to me for a dare which I'm not allowed to tell you to remain all attractively mysterious xD? Maybe not a DARE, but a bribe?
Doesn't matter though COS I HAVE CANNED SPAGNE!

Well, this morning we had that retard english presentation which was very embarrassing ;D
It was so dodgy. Except it was funny when Tim became Darth Vader and Tony was Jessica Ai. If you're thinking 'what the heck?' because you weren't there? Well TOO BAD, cos I can't be bothered explaining.

While the fatass SLP people were SLPing, we were being fit on the field slash oval playing VOLLEYBALL, my future sport-in-which-i-shall-shine-after-i-manage-to-get-in-next-year-to-play-alongside-the-miscreant. And well, I found out that I indeed SUCK. BUT as I am relieved to say, I can actually serve .. sort of :D
COOL THINGS that happened during volleyball was when clay kicked the ball from like LIGHTYEARS away and it like ZOOOMed passed my head and hit JASON WEN in the balls, THROUGH the net. Another one was when IVAN WHATEVERHISLASTNAMEIS caught the ball and then for some retard reason brought it back down onto his own balls and sackwhacked himself.

After that, we SNUCK out of school, and caught the first parra. We were so ninja-y and morphed in with the year 8's that had an early mark.

At parra, Clay and I went on an arduous journey, The Search For Amy Slash Anna's Cool Cake Container Thing, which we DID NOT find. But that's okay because I got these cool dental biscuits. Not for ME, but for my dog. Our family like forgot when our dog's birthday is, either that or no one cares except me. SO I annointed my very lucky dog MY birthday as HIS, which is coming up by the way -winkwink-

After Clay left to catch her train, Fatsy and I went on another arduous journey to look for bags. AND I FOUND A NICE WHITE LE COQ BAG AND MY SISTER WAS LIKE 'OH MY FRIEND HAS THAT' AND THEN I FOUND THIS REALLY NICE BAG AT LIKE SDS AND SHE WAS LIKE 'OH MY FRIEND HAS THAT' SO IN THE END I WAS VERY ANGRAVVATED. AND LIZ I FOUND A WAY PRETTIER DRESS RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR DRESS AT VALLEYFGIRL AND IT WAS CHEAPER, except maybe you didn't like it cos it's not your 'style' but STILL.

While I AM in the angry mood though, I'm going to complain about SLP. BECAUSE of SLP, we're like missing out on all this valuable education. but YAY WE GET TO MISS OUT FOR like A WHOLE WEEK.

Anyways, after Performer's Evening and all, Lindy and I have been very singerly, SO I have decided that next time some OPPORTUNITY like this ARISES, then maybe I will be able to persuade Lindy, whose pitch and singing is improving by the way (she even got complimented on her beautiful voice by Esther xD) to participate with me :D

Anyways for now, i'm OUT
P.S. I was gonna colour in all these words for you Liz, but seriously I cannot be SCREWED, also, I kept doing retard ugly colour combinations and I can't be bothered redoing it :)
SO for now, MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Today I ditched school. teehee, and i went to my piano teacher's house to be examinated by the examiner who had a BMW car with like leather seats and like his car was like wow. And i was thinking of writing down his plate number so I can like egg his car if he failed me, or at least throw a rock through the windscreen :D

While waiting for like seriously 40 minutes to be examinated, my piano teacher and her dad who I found out was born in the year the Sydney Harbour Bridge was opened told us stories to probably lessen the load of nervousnessness. They told us stories about how their old dogs, which they used to have two of, would like howl at ambulances and then ALL the dogs that ... OMG I HAVE AG HOMEWORK TOO D: ... anyways, all the dogs would be like howling and then one of their dogs like sucked at howling so much, they thought he was dying and they like RAN OUT in astonishment and was gonna take him to the vet through the doggie ambulance, but he stopped wailing and they realised that's just how he sounds when he barks :)

Anyways, when i walked in to be examinated I was like HOLY CRAP but not outloud, cos I was trying to have the whole studious pianist exterior on. BUT I HOLY CRAPped in my mind because the examiner had BROWN HAIR D:
All examiners are supposed to have WHITE hair D:<
So, I concluded that if I fail it's because he's not experienced enough and needs to grow white hair before he can officially fail anyone.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Today, I woke to another sleep deprived morning and flew to chink school. Where we did calligraphy D: and angela is going to frame her masterpiece on my chinese newspaper. Then, when half the class left us 31337 people, ms. teacher told us of when her and her friends were studying for hsc in state library when one of the HUGE aircon covers on the roof fell onto their table and knocked out her friend. but they were all just sitting there laughing at her ;D

Then, she told us about how they were sitting in traffic waiting for the traffic light. and there was all this water on the traffic light box cause it was raining cats and dogs. There was this guy crossing the road under an umbrella ella ella ey ey ey... and then his umbrella ella ella blew away ay ay... ;D and then the traffic light box was tilted by the wind and all the water poured down on him ;D

Then after chink school my dad took my bro and I to hungry jacks as we were hungry. Then, we went to megacenta to harvey norman and domayne and whilst we were flying there was a THUNK sound on the car and I was like " D: what a heavy leaf"

In the shopping centre there was this balloon floating next to the roof which I tried jumping for but phailing and then my brother jumped and got it for me but I didn't want it so he put it back. ;D
And in Domayne this little kid was trying to play on the ps3 but the controller wasn't connected or something so my brother did something and it started working and the kid was like D: D: :D OMGSH blah blah and in total awe of my brother ;D

At megacenta there was a carpark sale for domayne with a JUMPING CASTLE which my dad said I was too big to go in. :( And it was playing "Get Low by Flo Rida". And after the song the advertising guy was like "YES, all these prices are certainly low low low!" ;D

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Yesterday, laaaauren, dump-ling, aditia, lindy milkshakes, mangela, squishy mishy, cindy and of course, me, went to parramatta westfield.

Was very enjoyable, of course because aditia was there xD

Angie found a very nice belt from tarjay i.e. target, but it had no price tag. we, as in me, tried to convince her to just wear it out and try and steal it, but being the party pooper she ALWAYS is, she decided to go to customer service to find the price. We also found some random rope thing in jayjays on the 3 for 15 dollars table. i suggested once more to just walk out with it, but angie was too pansy D:< style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">valleygirls, technically she didn't but that's a secret. We could only see XS's so we were like D: LINDY'S FATNESS WILL NEVER FIT THIS D:
So, just in case, she tried it on, but her fat milkshakes prevented her from zipping it up. BUT LUCKILY aditia's keeen eye found a small and so she purchased it.

Aditia kept on trying on clothes in the middle of nowhere, for example in cottonon, she tried on a skirt under her skirt behind lindy, because of course lindy is the one who would most likely cover her :D
but surprising lindy failed at doing so, and aditia had to quickly take it off before people stared at her with the jimmy look. Now that i think about it, Lindy was doing exceptionally skinny-like actions all day.

EXCEPT for when lunch came. After walking for like FOREVER, Lindy and I decided to eat. By this time we were lost from the rest of the group so we decided to eat earlier than all those other fit people D:< style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">mashed potato, can of fanta and a chip or two from someone i cannot remember but to whom I am grateful, Lindy and I decided OMG LET'S HAVE PRETZELS. So we shared a Moscow glaze pretzel, which is INDEED VERY NICE D:

By the time lunch was over, we started moving again, much to the disagreement of my arthritisy legs and we eventually got split from the group. SO it was only Aditia, Lindy and me. We went to some sports shop and Lindy tried on this white and gold sports jacket which was $90 while Aditia and I watched as Lindy basked in the expensivenessness :D

Those voucher booklets were everywhere, so we had an abundance of coupons. So, we left little surprises for unsuspecting customers all around westfield :)

Aditia soon found a very nice dress from SES, which we bought. After buying it we went past ICE and saw the EXACT SAME THING but that's okay cos it was more expensiver, by 5 bucks. From Ice, we went into Smiggle and it was extremely full. But we kept on dropping things and popping balloons and smashing into things with our fatness, so by the time we left there was only the shopkeeper left as we had chased away everyone else.

i don't remember anything more interesting but if anyone does please refresh my memory :D

Labels: 3 for $10

Friday, November 7, 2008

Today, I got home and watched Lucy be stoned on the sofa. Which I took a video of and shall post up later ;D

Then, I was going to go to my bro's room but he was 'sleeping' and so I was going to sneak in but as I reached for the door knob my brother opened the door ;D and I was just standing there with my hand outstretched and he was like O_O and I was like D:

yes. and then we were both in the kitchen and there was only a little bit of apple juice left and my brother poured it all into his cup. So when he turned around to throw the bottle away I poured it into my cup but I only got like half of it til he was like "HEY" D:

Then my brother and EYE had to cook dumplings (dumb-lings. :D not that ling's dumb in ANY way) for dinner. And whilst we waited we played mariokart cause we haven't played in like YONKS ;D yonks. Anyhow mario beat us in balloon battle but I OWNED my brother in Shine Runners but getting the shine JUST before him ;D teehee and i'm sure you all understand what i'm talking bout.

Anyhow, whilst we were washing the dishes; we wash it by ME getting all the crap off with soap and a sponge and then he washes it in the other sink like a conveyor belt. or at church. And I discovered that our ladle's handle is falling off so i took it off and just gave the ladle part to him and he was like "uhhh, can I have the handle?" and i was like " WHAT HANDLE? dootoo.." and he grabs it and then sprays water all over himself so i was like "GEEZ ben" and shaking my head in DISMAY at him. ;D

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

end of yearlies which means i can SLEEP now.

hm, today as i was going out of the car, the handle for the door ate my thumb and when i pulled it out, there was like a MASSIVE chunk stuck on the door handle wedged in between the metal bit and the car bit if you know what i mean.

and then i was like HOLY CRAP and looked at my thumb and GUESS WHAT D:
i have like a blob of skin just GONE D:
anyways, i put on a circle bandaid, the ones you get when you get stabbed by the syringes and it looks so funny. teehee

yes, once in the car, my brother told me about how he got attacked by swoopy woopy birds on the golf course and he had to FEND THEM OFF by swinging his golf club, and then i had like a montage of lindy and her troubles with all these birds, like just before you die. For example, when the swoopy birds attacked her on the field, or when the seagulls attacked her forcing her to give up her hash brown and also the many times birds have pooped on her.

anyways, now that yearlies are done, i believe it is time TO PLAAAAY :D

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Monday, November 3, 2008

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

We better get some support or people will think we're nuts D:

Ling's joke:
what did the wall say to the other wall? I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER

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