At parra, i was waiting for the bus with my sister and we saw this crippled pigeon that had no toes on one of its feet. So, we were feeling sorry for it and saying 'aw poor bird' and crap like that when it literally POOPED on our sympathy. And it wasn't like ordinary pooping, s/he was walking and the poop just PLOPPED OUT D:
Yes, so there was this small wet patch on the ground and we watched as many many many many people walked JUST past it. So, I got out my phone and filmed it. JUST in time to watch a rolypoly bag just ROLL on it and SMEEEAARED it across the floor. By the time our bus came, the poop had been stamped into the ground so much it was invisible D:p
While ON the bus, I heard a very amusing dialogue just like Dennis's not Vincent's and the two lebs, but mine were the two fat chicks from parra high :D
Anyhow it went like this
Fat chick 1: Hey you know how my sister has a fat neck?
Fat chick 2: Oh yeah.
Fat chick 1: Yeah apparently it might be a tumour which is why it's so fat
Fat chick 2: Really? No wonder
Fat chick 1: Yeah, so she's not home so I'm allowed to put on the air conditioning. yay!
teehee, i believe Dennis's not Vincent's one was more funnier but this one is blog worthy too ;D
