Reasons why:
1) Time is no obstacle No matter how late or how busy we are, our dads always find enough time to go to the petrol station to either fill the empty tank or clean the in-need-of-a-clean window screen
2) Danger is no obstacle either No matter how unsafe it is, our dads drive with the force. And go "look, no hands!"
3) Neither are road signs Our dads zoooooooom down one way roads the other way. Why? Because our dads are hardcore rebels that go against the flow.
4) Tech Savvy We weren't born INTO the computer generation, we were born TO the computer generation. And our dads want to generate computers D: Have you ever been to a computer auction? NO, well Clay's dad HAS. Although mine hasn't that's okay because he easily redeems himself with MSN. YES, it's true. My dad DOES have msn and knows how to type 1337. quote 'hi h r u' end quote
5) Know exactly how to celebrate In times of celebration our dads REALLY know how to party. For example when my dad was uber happy, almost speddy after getting a SINGLE in golf, he was VERY generous, giving us money and buying us yummy foods such as pizza. And if you're imagining him holding his wallet just throwing money at us, you are literally correct. Or simple things like New Years Eve, when Clay's dad celebrating by pouring a very young Clay and Blay a glass of wine.
6) Are very very superstitious As the Chinese superstition says (The Chinese have many superstitions) if a dog steps on something, it is very lucky. Clay's very superstitious dad placed his ticket on the floor so Lucy would step on it xD Also, I am unallowed to do many things as my dad believes weird things will happen. For example, Whistling or blowing anything that makes a whistling noise at night will bring snakes into your room, Playing piano at night will attract ghosts, Singing while eating will make you crazy and so forth.
7) Are very very very fit. In fact almost as fit as Sanji or Daniel D: Our dads can in fact RUN D: Any ny's dad managed to lose 4kg in a day after coming back from Korea where he gained 11kg. :D
8) Are notorious robbers My dad always finds a way to ninja-ly steal my food, be it right next to me or tucked safely away in the refrigerator. Almost as ninja-y as Clay. Clay's dad likes to steal things from Clay's pockets, even when she HAS none. Like wow.
9) Are deep and meaningful Clay's dad can always impress people with his extensive knowledge that may or may not be true. My dad is full of deep metaphors such as 'You are rabbits in a jungle of lions' (referring to robbers or suicide bombers or something of the sort)
10) Are proud of their nationality (or deeply racist) Both our dads hate ... other people. Can't name anything in general or else we'll get rolled.
11) Are Asian Slash Jamaican. Full STOP (:
12) Are OUR dads TRIPLE FULL STOP D:
LASTLY, my dad can climb trees. FULL FULL STOP ;D
(I'm sure my dad could if he tried xD)
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