Then, went to church where we met this guy who was apparently in the army and had a metal arm, heart, chest, etc. and a fake eye. And we were like SUUUURE and he banged his chest and it was like CHING CHING THUNK and you know metal sounds. D: Gaspains. But he was so weird, we were like uhh... yes. And he arm wrestled steven and won but it wasn't like instant, which I would have expected from an adult with METAL arms. And apparently he was metal cause he got 60% of his body burned when he got hit by a petrol bomb. D: And then, after we ate and everything, he got all the little boys and made them line up like in Cadets and everything. And tried to teach them turns and things but epic phailed. Then, they ran around the church playing counterstrike in real life with "hand" guns. Hand guns ;D you know where you make your hand into a gun, like Mr. Bean. ;D And also apparently, he's been shot by a shotgun but with his armour on and he served as a tank commander for about a month. D: He seems almost as TANK as me. ;D
Anyhow, when we were driving home some guys in the car next to us shouted through the window, asking how to get to Bankstown. ;D And my dad was like "You go straight down there and then turn right and there's a sign that says BANKSTOWN". I know, he's so knowledgeable even though we were in Flemington which is far far away from my home suburb. And no Flemington is not a bird ny, you're thinking of flamingo. ;D
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