At parra, i was waiting for the bus with my sister and we saw this crippledpigeon that had no toes on one of its feet. So, we were feeling sorry for it and saying 'aw poor bird' and crap like that when it literally POOPED on our sympathy. And it wasn't like ordinary pooping, s/he was walking and the poop just PLOPPEDOUT D:
Yes, so there was this small wet patch on the ground and we watched as many many many many people walked JUST past it. So, I got out my phone and filmed it. JUST in time to watch a rolypoly bag just ROLL on it and SMEEEAARED it across the floor. By the time our bus came, the poop had been stamped into the ground so much it was invisible D:p
While ON the bus, I heard a very amusing dialogue just like Dennis's not Vincent's and the two lebs, but mine were the two fat chicks from parra high :D
Anyhow it went like this
Fat chick 1: Hey you know how my sister has a fat neck? Fat chick 2: Oh yeah. Fat chick 1: Yeah apparently it might be a tumour which is why it's so fat Fat chick 2: Really? No wonder Fat chick 1: Yeah, so she's not home so I'm allowed to put on the air conditioning. yay!
teehee, i believe Dennis's not Vincent's one was more funnier but this one is blog worthy too ;D
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Today, I went tutoring where my tutor's brother JUGGLED. I was thoroughly amazed. Then, went to church where we met this guy who was apparently in the army and had a metal arm, heart, chest, etc. and a fake eye. And we were like SUUUURE and he banged his chest and it was like CHINGCHINGTHUNK and you know metal sounds. D: Gaspains. But he was so weird, we were like uhh... yes. And he arm wrestled steven and won but it wasn't like instant, which I would have expected from an adult with METAL arms. And apparently he was metal cause he got 60% of his body burned when he got hit by a petrol bomb. D: And then, after we ate and everything, he got all the little boys and made them line up like in Cadets and everything. And tried to teach them turns and things but epicphailed. Then, they ran around the church playing counterstrike in real life with "hand" guns. Hand guns ;D you know where you make your hand into a gun, like Mr. Bean. ;D And also apparently, he's been shot by a shotgun but with his armour on and he served as a tankcommander for about a month. D: He seems almost as TANK as me. ;D
Anyhow, when we were driving home some guys in the car next to us shouted through the window, asking how to get to Bankstown. ;D And my dad was like "You go straight down there and then turn right and there's a sign that says BANKSTOWN". I know, he's so knowledgeable even though we were in Flemington which is far far away from my home suburb. And no Flemington is not a bird ny, you're thinking of flamingo. ;D
As cool as your dads may be, our dads are in fact much 13373R. Reasons why:
1) Time is no obstacle No matter how late or how busy we are, our dadsalways find enough time to go to the petrol station to either fill the empty tank or clean the in-need-of-a-clean window screen
2) Danger is no obstacle either No matter how unsafe it is, our dads drive with the force. And go "look, no hands!"
3) Neither are road signs Our dads zoooooooom down one way roads the other way. Why? Because our dads are hardcore rebels that go against the flow.
4) Tech Savvy We weren't born INTO the computer generation, we were born TO the computer generation. And our dads want to generate computers D: Have you ever been to a computer auction? NO, well Clay's dad HAS. Although mine hasn't that's okay because he easily redeems himself with MSN. YES, it's true. My dad DOES have msn and knows how to type 1337. quote 'hi h r u' end quote
5) Know exactly how to celebrate In times of celebration our dads REALLY know how to party. For example when my dad was uber happy, almost speddy after getting a SINGLE in golf, he was VERY generous, giving us money and buying us yummy foods such as pizza. And if you're imagining him holding his wallet just throwing money at us, you are literally correct. Or simple things like New Years Eve, when Clay's dad celebrating by pouring a very young Clay and Blay a glass of wine.
6) Are very very superstitious As the Chinese superstition says (The Chinese have many superstitions) if a dog steps on something, it is very lucky. Clay's very superstitious dad placed his ticket on the floor so Lucy would step on it xD Also, I am unallowed to do many things as my dad believes weird things will happen. For example, Whistling or blowing anything that makes a whistling noise at night will bring snakes into your room, Playing piano at night will attract ghosts, Singing while eating will make you crazy and soforth.
7) Are very very very fit. In fact almost as fit as Sanji or Daniel D: Our dads can in fact RUND:Any ny's dad managed to lose 4kg in a day after coming back from Korea where he gained 11kg. :D
8) Are notorious robbers My dad always finds a way to ninja-ly steal my food, be it right next to me or tucked safely away in the refrigerator. Almost as ninja-y as Clay. Clay's dad likes to steal things from Clay's pockets, even when she HAS none. Like wow.
9) Are deep and meaningful Clay's dad can always impress people with his extensiveknowledge that may or may not be true. My dad is full of deep metaphors such as 'You are rabbits in a jungle of lions' (referring to robbers or suicide bombers or something of the sort)
10) Are proud of their nationality (or deeply racist) Both our dads hate ... other people. Can't name anything in general or else we'll get rolled.
11) Are Asian Slash Jamaican. Full STOP (:
12) Are OUR dads TRIPLE FULL STOP D:
LASTLY, my dad can climb trees. FULL FULL STOP ;D (I'm sure my dad could if he tried xD)
Today I went to Greystanes Public School's SPRING FAIR D: And i saw all these people that i haven't seen in ZOINKS D: I also saw the teachers who were pretty much the same but fatter and older D:
Anyways, here's something i found interesting at the Spring Fair. Apparently, the students at GPS (I know what a 1337 name) had to design shirts to sell at the fair xD and why is this writing blue and underlined D:< I also found a Ross Grove WANNABE D:< The real Ross Grove for those who DID NOT KNOW WHO IT WAS D:
HAPPYBIRTHDAY LIZ ANDGILBUTT (:
Sunday, October 19, 2008
seeing as no one's written a blog in ages, i though i'd just show you something i found very amusing (:
weirdthing number 1 MY MASSIVEASS LAMINGTONDISAPPEARED D: which is kind of like karma cos i kind of cut in the line and forced it upon dennis to buy and all these people were like glaring at me xD anyways IT DISAPPEARED D:D: D: D:D: D: D: BUT we found it again and then DANIEL was there, so even though dennis failed we let daniel have the honour of buying it for me. and i gave him a tip of 20c (:
weird thing number 2 while mr dunkerley was dictating in history in last period i kept on fallingasleep and i couldn't keep my eyes open. and there was this split moment when i was writing 'australia' and i FELL ASLEEP but even though i was asleep i wrote on for the next two words or something and then i woke up and realised OMG I SLEEPWROTE D:D: D:D: D: D: D:D:
weirdthing number 3 people are actually rehearsing and crap for this singing thing for this concert thing which is so WOW because i'm so futoi and lazy that i can't be bothered to do anything let alone sing for OTHER people's pleasure D:D: D: D: D:<
weird thing number 4 rachel got her language competition results back and her name is now rachel yangk. liz insists it would've been funnier if her name was originally wang.
weird thing number 5 i was ruling a line down the middle of my page with red pen and slightly ripped the paper and as i went to rule the next one i was thinking I MUST NOT RIP THIS ONE but subconsciously thinking IT WOULD BE COOL IF I RIPPED IT IN HALF.... and it did (:
weird thing number 6 when we were playing basketball in the morning, i lobbed the ball to lindy who was too short to reach it and she jumped to reach it and touched it but she just kept on running for some very weird reason and it came and hit her on the head xD
okay the last thing wasn't as weird, it was more funny. but that's what happened in my very weird day today (:
more emoticons discovered O) cyclops alien thing 0) alien with a smaller eye l) asian alien
before you think EW why is it such an ugly colour, well i was planning on blinding everyone with an extremely blinding hot pink in tribute i.e. mocking apology for posting up jess's crappiness, but it wasn't there so the next closest blinding colour was this (:
SPORT TODAY.
unfortunately today we only had training. and as we have figured out cricket is an exceptionally boooooring sport.
except for the woah bits in it.
for example:
LINDY CATCHED A BALL D: uh, both lindy and i were in the middle of the pitchy thing and one side got out and we were very confused about who was out and who wasn't. lindy kindly stepped down CLAY GOT SOMEONE OUT BY HITTING THE SKINNY ASS POLE THING D:<<<<<<< (which got us upgraded from one thousand three hundred and thirty seventh true love to one thousand three hundred and thirty sixth love) we heard a very very very very very scary story from esther .... not lindy and i both KNEED the ball into the air to assist us in our swift getting-people-out-ness
but that's pretty much it
you know now that clay has changed her section i shall change mine to things lindy has achieved. i shall call it - things lindy has achieved :D
things lindy has achieved
CAUGHT A FLUKY BALL TODAY and shot her 10 % chance shot in basketball (:
D: Since I have finally realised that my advice is retarded. I'm gonna make a NEW D: section. it's called:
Things clay has realised/discovered/thought of ! dun dun DUUUN :D
When I got home today and took a shower I discovered that my right leg was totally crapped up. xD Like i have a cut on my foot, a scrape on my knww and my retarded ankle was killing from my sprain and using it too much. x)
And I found out that my mum has a lack of thyroxine from the thyroid gland and has to take medication for it. ;D And its called some retarded name like Eslbjsilsapaore and I can't be bothered walking to the fridge and finding out.
Here are some emoticons ny and I thought of for your pleasureable viewing:
(:|> this is harry potter as you can tell by the wizard hat D:( this is frida kahlo/sonya's brother as you can tell by the monobrow (:p this is a very cool guy wearing a cap D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< this is when your very deeply angryface with very much angry furrowed eyebrows. Very ANggravating. (% this is a retarded face like lindy [:D] this is a boxheaded person (:3) this is a disguised spy ninja dude with a moustache and a round face :V this is a crocodile ~:) this is a guy with one hair or a farting spaceship
yes that is all.
you know, after my shower i just wrapped my head with a towel and my mum was like: "you look like a muslim" I was thoroughly offended ;D I'm jamaican.
Hello. I would like to congratulateny on her one month and one day anniversary of legally being allowed to work which is today. :D
Well, these are two of my dreams which i remember. Brace yourselves.
The first dream: I forgot to do my maths homework so Ms.Chan got very angry at me and I was very depressed. Then, we got transported to some place with fields and things where I got trapped in a bull pen thing. Where I had jump up and grab the hold-y bar things and climb to the fence which was very sharp like a grater so I could't slip. Then some cowboy's son person was racing me to this corner but he was trying to knock me off into the pen where I'd be trampled to death by the angry angry bull. Like in gladiators. And some flying person was helping me but they weren't much use. Then, somehow I got transported out of it into some field where everyone was standing around talking. And there was a lot of mud everywhere. Then Lindy and I were running along this dirt path thing looking for our bags beacuse there were bags everywhere and then we found them and Lindydisappeared. I walked into this cathedral church thing where I saw all my church friends.
And I don't remember anything else. ;D
The OTHER dream which is better according to ny: Well, we were all going to the sport buses for sport but no-one knew what team they were in coz they weren't posted but everyone was just milling around the corner of the oval which was still the old bus bay but they was a cliff-y thing and the seats were at the bottom on the oval. Then me and Sonia, I think were running back to the quad for some reason. And we got trapped in the toilets but they were like Westfields toilets but in the school somewhere and I think all these people were having waterfights outside. Then we managed to escape from the alien-y things using smoke bombs. And we ran away back to the bus bay. And Sonia disappeared, she might have been caught again. D: Then we got on the bus which was very empty except for like our coach and this Korean woman who was sitting at the back and everyone was trying to speak Korean to her. We sat on the back seat which I think was me, ny and jess behind the Korean lady. And then we got off and started walking. Andny was walking this dog while I had a stick that was used to beat snakes on the head. Which the woman-coach showed us wihle explaining that we had to bury rubbish in poo to get rid of it. We kept walking and ny was still walking the dog and I was still holding the stick and all these dogs came running past us. And I was thinking hope they don't bite me and they were getting steadily bigger in breed. And then one of the dogs bit my shoe but I kept walking and hoping it wouldn't bite my leg but lucky I'm wearing jeans so it can't bite through.
APPARENTLY this blog has become quote 'gay cos every time i go on it's always the same'
which is kind of true but VERY offensive D:<<<
so now i need to write a blog.
Well, school's coming in like 10 hours which is very depressing. However, i am missing my many many many many friends, like Mrs Chan, Mrs McSpeedy and of course ANDREWLI D: and i AM getting tired of the annoying voices around me like .... Vanessa aka Vanessin aka Vfat aka FatV aka Vispat aka V.V aka Tradster and many more that i can't be bothered to think about.
actually holidays has been SPRUCED up a bit thanks to Tradster. i think it was around the beginning of the holidays she decides she's a 'MILKSHAKE CHEF!' which is kind of sad cos all she does is mush some banananas with yoghurt and milk and put it in the thing that goes ZRRRRR. in fact she just made a milkshake :D
teehee, i tried to go exotic and put in 5 strawberries, a bit of orange, one whole banana, a dollop (love that word) of yoghurt and some milk. it was okaaaay, except no one else liked it except me :(
half way through the holidays Tradster rediscovered herself as a COMIC ARTIST D: and she's very imaginative xD
Tradster's made up characters--
Clairius aka Doctor Doom: which is some kind of cross between wolverine, a rabbit, a skunk and a robot Tradster: OBVIOUSLY her Tradster's sidekick aka Exterminator: some random shape cut out of orange paper with crap drawn all over it. APPARENTLY he's a pirate O_____O Fatny D:< :who is me drawn with an OVEREXAGGERATED pot belly and very bad artistic SKILL D:<<<>meeating abomb and dying.
that's all for now. hope that lasts another week or so, still need to complete my va bookmark and ACTUALLY start on yearly notes which is reaaaaally bad because i VOWED to start on theVERY FIRST DAY OF THE HOLIDAYS D:<
A language in which numbers and symbols are put together to look like letters. Some people create their own 1337 letters and it makes them look more 1337 by fellow 1337-speakers. Here is an alphabet of 1337 letters I know and have created:
-noun Inflected Form(s): sar·doo·dle·doms Etymology: sardoodle- (blend of Victorien Sardou died 1908 French playwright criticized by G. B. Shaw died 1950 English playwright for the supposed staginess of his plays and English doodle) + -dom
: mechanically contrived plot structure and stereotyped or unrealistic characterization in drama : STAGINESS, MELODRAMASardoodledom -- John Mason Brown>
go watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8jwp5ou5hE (:
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
clay's daily advice: I have a competition. If you can make my brother giggle, i'll give you $5. But you gotta record it. :D
Seungyeon I regret to tell you that Nayoung is a boy.
clay's daily advice: If you can't use chopsticks [like liz] and want to go on a diet [not like liz], try the chopstick diet. Eat using nothing but chopsticks, you'll eat less in frustration at not being able to pick up your food. :D
Saturday, October 4, 2008
teehee, i am very busy va-ing !
i was just telling my sister about how mr chandra handa was going to dress up in a suit and be a security guard for his daughter's party and i tried to imagine mrchandra handa in a suit when i realised he always wears a suit ;D
anyways, before for my va i was having a great time flicking water colours onto my paper in front of my computer and after i was all done and packed everything away, i looked at the screen and half of it was like all greeny and yellowy and redy and orangey xD
Also called lindy hop, Lindy Hop.an energetic jitterbug dance.
–verb (used without object)
2.
to dance the lindy.
Also, Lindy.
[Origin: 1930–35; prob. from nickname of Charles A. Lindbergh]
perplex –verb (used with object)
1.
to cause to be puzzled or bewildered over what is not understood or certain; confuse mentally: Her strange response perplexed me.
2.
to make complicated or confused, as a matter or question.
3.
to hamper with complications, confusion, or uncertainty.
List of things people must retrieve from my house:
Jess: Nothing but psst psst RACHEL STOLE YOUR CLOTHES D: Rachel: Minus stuff on account of all the crap she ate xD Lindy: She has nothing to lose Clay: her looks-like-jess's-sunglasses sunglasses, her booterfly from her very jinglyjangly necklace, her UBER EYE BLINDING hot pink hair tye and her three between silver and rust coloured hair clips.
and i'm bruised all over from murder in the dark and cycling. i'll show you at school if you promise not to press them all cos they're REALLY painful :(
Friday, October 3, 2008
clay's daily advice: Use DKNYBeDelicious perfume. It makes you irresistablytasty. :D
Well, on Thursday what happened was I go to ny's house at like 10:30. And we waited like 237592 hours for lindy to turn up with jess and rachie. While we waited, I ninja-ed around whilst ny the king of the pirates PHailingly chased me around with a dandelion. Then we hid under our ninja towels outside to look for lindy's car.
And once this plane went overhead with a farting noise like bwooooooovvv. and I was like D: Gaspian! It's lindy. ;D
And there was also a false alarm lindy when this black [possibly jamaican] lady walked past TWICE. D:
When they all arrived we went inside and ate SUSHI. Because ny's mum already cut like EVERYTHING except the avocado into slices for the sushi. So after a preposterous predicament in getting the seed out of the avocado we were ready to EAT :D
I got a perfect view of Raquel's eating and lindy scabbed 2893275 tissues whilst raquel drank lindy's milk tea. Conversation was frequently interrupted coz after anything lindy said the table would go quiet. :D
After being well fed and watered, we WERE going to play guitar heroes but NOOOO ny's stupid ps2 wasn't modified to play copied discs. sadface :(
Anyhow, we also ATTEMPTED at ny's karaoke but it had gay songs including a song about lindy's beautiful milkshakes.
SOOOOO being hot and all from bring in the same room as me, we went swimming in ny's extremely dirty pool, which was amazingly cleaned up by vanessa who i stalk. Lindy's tanline and flab looked marvellously excellent in her swimsuit who i dont know who it belonged to D:
ny's swim school taught lindy who was constantly weighed down by her milkshakes to swim.
Afterwards, whilst waiting for raquel to finish drowning herself AGAIN in the shower. I talked to Bosco who is... teehee :D
Anyhow, after being refreshenededed, we pooped the brownies into the oven and asked sy to take them out whilst we went cycling. Jess, being the man-beast she is, managed to fly past us on our BIKES whilst she RAN D: GASP(ian) We rode to a cool ropes course with a HAMMOCK where lindy "fell" "accidently" on raquel's voluptiousness. :D Then, we rode to a 3 quarter basketball place. whilst ny's cycling school taught jess to ride a bike. I missed all my shots until i became Jesus. And Raquel was the most basketballiest out of all of us, she kept going when we got back home too. What a beast :D
Halfway riding home, i almost crashed into Raquel coz she forgot her glasses so ny the very nice person went back with her. I was cycling along happily when jess SHOOOOMED past me. and i was like WOAH. D:
Then, i got home after leaving everyone in the dust. 329847129 hrs later, the rest got home and we ate the brownies. with ice cream. then some people made spiders with jess' warm solo. Then, ny and i went to post a blog. i think. ;D
And we ate pasta like michael phelps for dinner with a limited amount of sauce which ny and sy were very bitter about. ;D and my golly goodness gracious RAQUEL BARRED THE PASTA WITH IRRESISTABLY TASTY SAUCE. goodness. she was enraptured by amus jess' piano playing which vanessa could play.
Not knowing what everyone else was doing, me and ny played gladiators in the corridor. Where we flew at each other on wheely chairs and threw plushies at each other :D it was fun. teehee
Then, I stole Ross Grove when ny was looking for him so I couldn't steal it. and i went home. forgetting half the stuff i brought with me.
:D
i shall make this blog colourfuller some other day when i can be bothered. :D
(used with a singular or plural verb) BritishVulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap (often used interjectionally).
Thursday, October 2, 2008
i know i promised not to write long blogs but today was very veryinterestinging. lindy, jess, clay and rachie came over for a swim!
lindy and rachie left 10 minutes ago, at like 11:10pm or something. and we played murder in the dark for like a whole hour. after like the first 15 minutes everyone was in their mojo and were like ruthless and dangerous. totally survivalofthe fittest crap. i have like bruises everywhere because of that (:
the room was small and tight, which only added to the thrill of murder in the dark, and after a while it got REALLY sizzling and no it was not me or lindy. anyways, we got ice cubes and sat there eating ice for a while. we dropped a whole cup full of ice cubes so we went to the toilet and shot them into the toilet and flushed a few down but the rest were still floating when we resumed our steeeaamy game of murder in the dark.
memorable moments-
me blindfolded and holding onto rachie's pants: hey lindy did you change your pants? lindy: uh, i'm over here
rachie's ass kept on getting slapped while she was in. eventually whenever you were blindfolded you were the victim of buttslappings, pushings, thousand years of painings and soft toys or pillows getting pegged at you.
but before the murder in the darkings we watched 27 dresses. OLAPEDRO! traffic control better be alerted because BRIDEZILLA is in town! D:<
teehee, clay left before all this happened, so i'll let clay write a blog on what happened before (: aren't i nice?
ny's word of the day: jettison –verb (used with object)
1.
to cast (goods) overboard in order to lighten a vessel or aircraft or to improve its stability in an emergency.
2.
to throw off (something) as an obstacle or burden; discard.
3.
Cards. to discard (an unwanted card or cards).
–noun
4.
the act of casting goods from a vessel or aircraft to lighten or stabilize it.
clay's daily advice: Don't EVER have a shower after Rachel. A rinse for her is equivalent to Lindy drowning 3486738475 times.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR D:<
RAWR, now i'm reaally angry faced.
i shall make the final comment so we'll just leave it at that.
I agree.
because i can't edit posts because i do not know how, i will just post yet another fantabulous blog to say that lindy is indeedythe poofter here.
HOHOHO clay i have found out how to edit posts thanks to brilliant advice from my very many fans aka dennis the partypooper (teehee, i was gonna change that but it was kind of party-poopery of him to tell me how to edit posts, but he didn't know what impact his knowledge would have. what a preposterous predicament)
peopleof the world please comment on clay's blogs too, she's feeling rather down.
....... lindy is the final choice for poofteriness (:
my gooooodness, i tried easyway for the secondTHIRD time in my life.
the first experience was very disappointing, and i felt just like clay when she was disappointed at wall-e, so i understand what you feel like.
ANYWAYS, lindy, being the easy way addict she is (i reckon she sniffs it, cos it's some pretty toxic crap) convinced me to get easy way to renew my bitter disgust to crazy addiction just like her
SO, we saw this poster thing with new flavours and the options was something like -- chinese lychee, chocolate sweden, something france and something something and jamaican tropical punch or something. and my jamaican pride forced me to buy the jamaican one.
and i was not disappointed at all.
yes our day out at parra westfield was satisfying. staying at home all holidays was depressing me. i didn't buy anything but lindy bought FOUR things for SIXTEEN bucks. i know WOW. i'm sorry liz but your bargains aren't as bargainy to mention.
we just walked around and around and around and around and despite my uber fit state my legs started aching. i know, wow we must have walked miles.
oh and i also got to eat a bondi burger with it's super duper secret special chilli sauce or something that sounds cool like that. it was very nice and slightly chilly, but not enough to make me cry.
after that we went for some more serious shopping and seriously every now and then lindy would frigging scream in my ear 'OH MY GOD 50% OFF' or '3 FOR 10 BUCKS' or 'THIS IS SO PRETTY' or 'EASYWAY!' which as you can imagine kind of drew attention to us.
at like 3:40 liz left and me and lindy went to borders, where we saw a book called 'the life of pi' it was about 16 year old kid that was called Pi and apparently you pronounce it like the maths pi but i swear it should be pronounced 'pee' cos it sounds more tropical.
oh well, clay i am proud of you for making a new word/anagram or whatever you call them. i made a new word too --- betraitor. i googled it and apparently it's a romyism between betray and traitor. i know what a cool word (romyism not betraitor)
SO, romyism is my word of the day.
P.S. clay i believe no one would take your 'word of advice' however, my word of the day will teach people many new and exciting words. so i win!
you know what we should have a poll to see what our wonderful PIV's think and also to show us how unpopular our blog is :(
i'm sorry how i stopped on the colourfulness i was thinking really hard and now my brain hurts. i can't believe i wrote so much. i'm so gay
clay's daily advice: Showers are refreshing. Like Mentos. The Freshmaker.
Well, i watched wall-e yesterday and it was pretty good but not VERY good, i was slightly disappointed at its ungoodness. Anyhow, ahahhahaa, you wore the schools tracksuit pants at home ny ;D What a dag. I, being so 1337 and all am wearing a minnie mouse shirt. 888D
Am ashglisauhgiwabvb this blog post has been uncolourful [except for my advice] in respect for those colours which are discriminated against for not being pretty enough.
I have decided that I shall impart a wordof advice everyday to you important viewers. wait no, PRETTY important viewers [PIV] so your like VIP except backwards :D
This one is for monday because I thought of it then clay's daily advice: You know on MSN the cool emoticon with the black sunnies and all? Well, the short cut for that should be 888D coz 88D is someone wearing glasses right? like 4 eyes. and the extra eight is like those clipon sunglasses thingos that cool people like my dad have. :D
!Clany
* Location: From Greystanes aaaall the way to Liverpool. We're FAT like that :) : New South Whales : Australia About Me
* Jamaican born Australian. Usain Bolt is my cousin Brett Lee is my uncle. Aged 23. Happily Married.
WISHLIST ♥
To travel the world (: To sabotage the space time continuum To be cloned like that sheep
HER AUDIENCES ♥
They applauded her and gave her a standing ovation.
The real Ross Grove for those who DID NOT KNOW WHO IT WAS D:
Starring Clay as Heartbroken Child, Lindy as Heartbreaking Father and Me as Highly Intellectual Doctor
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