Tuesday, September 30, 2008
why am i very angry face you ask?
because claybutt is no where to be seen, especially when me and lindy have become gtalkers D:
also, because she has not come online when i have so many stories to tell her that only she would appreciate xD
and NO i would not forgot like you're crappiness.
teehee, well about 10 minutes ago i dropped crap on my very comfy pants (no lindy, not literally crap) and so i had to change but i couldn't find my other comfy pants (yes clay the billabong pants) so i wore my school tracksuit pants while i looked for my billabong pants xD
i'm such a dag :(
oh well, today was very boring too. oh i ate pizza :9
also, i tried to print on newspaper but it didn't work :(
i was very disappointed and i was even more disappointed when i ran out of english newspaper cos they all got ripped up when i failed to print on it so i only had asian newspaper left. and it doesn't look as artisitic as it would of if it was english >:(
so overall i am very angry face
Monday, September 29, 2008
i don't take drugs cos i know drugs are BAD for me >:(
EVERYONE CLAY IS
RICH.
and i ate
pasta like
Michael Phelpsclay's secret alias is some curry dude with a bad knee xD
teehee, i imagined you in high heels and bad knees and for some reason your knees were all fat and swollen and lindy was standing next to you and you were like uber tall compared to her
my imaginations are weird.
oh well, OH today i swam in my pooooool D:
i know wow. it was so friggin' cold and the only reason my mum let me was because my little brother and sister were doing the bart and lisa thing 'can we swim? can we swim? can we swim?'
cool i hear home icecream music.
anyways, so we did and my brother being the pansy that he is wasn't going in cos it was suuuuper icy. and then my mum was like 'hey man you have to go in! rawr'
and she tried to make my brother go in but my brother was tooo swiiiiiift for her
so in the end she got some long stick thing, which i think was from some broom and poked him in. it was very funny :D
and i remember seeing a number plate that was just 'S'
and when i told lindy she was like 'OH is that the black one'
and guess what? ...... it was D:
i know psyCHICK D:
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Today, i was going thru my mum's 29856065789 x-rays, ct scans and other. to look for this years ones for her. for some reatareded reason like going to some dodgy cabra chinese doctor person.
Anyhow, i found my 1999 ANKLE xray. and i was like GASPian <---i couldn't help it.
coz when i read the report i was like huh? it says right KNEE here. isn't this my ankle scan? and then I read the patients name and it said, " Kadejeh Dabboush".
and i was like "WHAT?!!?! How can you have not seen this 9 years ago?!" to my mum D:
and then i showed my dad and he was like "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" then he couldn't breathe. (:
anyhow, today i bought a DRESS for a wedding along with these totally kick-LARDYASS pair of high heels. Yes. HIGH heels. Goodness Golly Gracious.
and today we saw a car with a number plate "M3 M3" and my dad was like " why are their TWO, why not just "M3" and i was like "maybe it's 1337, and its actually me me" :D and my brother giggled.
i think i have lion king 3 in chinese on DVD. :D
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Why hello again.
CLAY you beat both me AND lindy in being a fat lardy lard D:
i slept 14hours and lindy slept 12hours
wow for ONCE i am utterly speechless D:
oh did you know lindy said gaspian in a text she sent me D:<
what a wannabe-er!
--my holiday RECAP
sleep. eat ... alot, watch tv alot but not as much as i ate, shower, sleep, maths! ( I KNOW OH MY GOLLY GOODNESS ), blog and in a bit i have to go to do even more maths.
i have vowed to myself that i will study uuuuuuuuber hard this holidays and do well in my yearlies because mrs chan inspired me with her awe-inspiring words ... 'i know you nayoon you can do it'
oh yeah, i was watching lion king 3. it's so funny. i'll lend it to you one day clay and anyone else. which reminds me bella still has my prestige D:
crap, i should get it back.
the bug incident (below) reminds me of when i had these mini fly things in my room and they were buuzzzzing around and it was extremely frustrating. so i waited for them to land on something, anything so i can friggin' SQUISH THEM TO DEATH.
and then they landed on my screen and i smushed them as much as i could and then i realised THEY WERE ON MY SCREEN. it was very disgusting.
teehee did you know when my little brother was like 6 or something he used to say 'eeeew that's 'sgusting.' instead of disgusting. those good ol' days.
wow i've written alot for a speechless person.
have fun!
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Oh here's a photo of ny and squishymishii playing in the leaves. :DLabels: leaves yay :D
Unbelievably I have REmembered and REcited 14361347619 lines of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. I believe this gives me the "write" to be called William Shakespeare. :D But you call me Bill.
This is a recount of the first 17 hours of my holidays.
(italics are my thoughts)
3:05- 5:00
Hoooooray! Holidays! ^^ Oooh, ich bin hungrig.
And what's this weird sticky substance on the floor.
Man, its hot.
AND HOLY COOOOOW. Some insect just DIVEBOMBED in front of my screen while i was typing this! Goodness Golly Gracious.
5:00- 7:35
Anyhow, I slept for 17 hours. :D
Which I calculated to be a whole week's worth of catch-up. :D
The last thing I remembered before falling asleep was my mum asking me what I wanted to eat for dinner. I was gonna eat pasta like Michael Phelps.
Golly. A random bug is zooooooooooooooming around my monitor. ARNSGSHRZDB it just flew at my hand. It must be delirious from the paint fumes from my artisticness.
Ich bin hungrig. I'm so multilingual.
Oyasuminasai.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
hey man (men),
i can't believe i've lasted like three days in a row of blogging
oh yeah that reminds me, i vowed to make my blog more colourfuller than claybutt's.
so here goes my colourfulness xD
today ... not so bad.
mega sore due to my fat lardiness and unfitness. i think i'll be very greatful after we finish our hiphop. teehee, nobody tell jess i said that :D
wow today was very speddy. 1st waaaaas ... i can't remember. OH THAT'S RIGHT
RACHEL GOT BEST AND FAIREST FOR VOLLEYBALL ! D:
like WOW, i didn't even know she was in a team. i'm so surprised. it gives me inspiration cos even I'VE never gotten best and fairest before :(
how depressing. yes lindy and jess were very high and giggly today. or should i say CACKLY xD
it was kind of scary, actually.... VERY scary D:
HAHA and in maths mrs chan caught daniel throwing a paper plane RIGHT AT JESS'S HEAD. which was VERY funny to watch by the way, because it like caused her to do her high pitched OW thing xD
oh anyways, he had to stand up and apologise. funny stuff
hm, tomorrow is hip hop and english and i have a crapload of maths to do which i SHAN'T and NO it is NOT because i'm lazy and have gotten my bookmark (which i got 5 by the way) already. it's merely because i wish to study studiously during the HOLIDAYS rather than now :P
we played with slinkies in science today. i tangled one and kind of bent it out of shape, but i swiftly put it back when someone turned the lights off. which was kind of weird because someone was playing with the lights. wow, now that i think about what dumbass was playing with the lights >:(
teehee, also had a jap test today. we pretty much cheated right in his face. mr yi probably wouldn't have noticed if we yelled to the other side of the room.
but i know i got at least 2 marks off because no one studied and no one knew the answer. even PAUL didn't know the answer and paul knows EVERYTHING when it comes to jap.
okay clay you beat me at being colourful, i serious CANNOT be bothered. so bothersome
-- the spedster has left the building :D
Blogablogablogablogablogablogablogablogabloga
say that really fast. ;D it's really hard.
Onegaishimasu.
No post today coz i'm too lazy and have to memorise 14361347619 lines of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and our whole hiphop dance. :(sadface.Labels: label label label Romeo and Juliet
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
today is WEDNESDAY D:
so, it's sport D:
anyways, we started the day off with maths with MRS CHAN ;D
with her excellent guidance everything was a piece of EASY CAKE
after that we went to ag which was pretty much boring
but AFTER THAT NEMO'S EYE FELL OFF D:<
but being the coldhearted people we are, we just laughed our asses off.
but i was kind of sad. in a very subtle way unlike clay who's super sadistic and is an enemy to clown fish >:(
anyways, that's okay cos my spirit was uplifted like it has been many times before because of Mrs McSpeedy (just in case she happens to be a blogster too xD) 's enlightening science class.
which wasn't that bad this time but that was probably because of the FREE FOOD :D
did you know CUSTARD and BISCUITS tastes reaally nice?
especially vanilla custard. we could've chosen the banana custard but we were nice and gave it to Clement, Sean Ying and Andrew Li (HI Andrew Li if you're reading this)
the biscuits (tectonic plates) and custard (magma) were meant to teach us something, can't remember what but that doesn't matter cos we had DENISE'S brilliance to tell us all the answers :D
after maths, ag and science, we had SPOOOORT
CRICKET D:
my second ever real cricket game. and i caught ONE BALL. NO i caught ... TWOOOO D:
i even managed to surprise myself with my excellent catching skills. clay caught one but ... pfft, i caught TWO.
oh and i also renewed my record of 1 runs or run it doesn't matter, and because there were SO MANY i couldn't even count them, i'll just assume it was 15.
another highlight to the day was when a certain someone who we shall call Liny to keep her secret, bowled and farted just as the ball left her hand. it added a SUPER TURBO BOOSTER to her ball, causing it to spin fasted than usual which is pretty cool cos usually her balls don't spin.
anyways, i think i should be studying for my jap test but that's okay.
so far i've learnt how to ask people if they'd like to eat with me :D
isshooni tabemashooka. hai, yorokonde
well, oyasumi nasai xD
Note: sorry clay for impersonating you but i needed someone to answer my question. if you're wondering, you said: yes, with great pleasure
Here's a photo of ny in yr7 and mishii lol. oh and jess and shefali arein the background. and ria. and i think cindy. lol
Today was a very boring day.
And it was my brother's last day too.
Good riddance ;D
anywho today liny farted while she was bowling in cricket.
it was like BWEEEEE ;D
and in Ag, ny was heartbroken from her ex-boyfriend Ross Grove dumping her so she named her Nemo in a FUTILE attempt to remember the dying embers of their fleeting relationship. xD
OH WAIT it's her be-oo-tea-full RAM that's called RossGrove. Um her clownfish is called Nemo. teehee
Then on the way to science Ross Grove's Nemo's EYE fell off which I really wanted to rip off in Ag coz they were soooooo ugly.
In maths, ny was like "what's exact values?" and Ms Chan went on for like 38217598280237 years and never answered the question until liny had to ask her AGAIN SPECIFICALLY what we wanted to know ;D
Ms Chan is so funny. I like her teaching.
"In this equation, i is the criminal because it is hiding." teehee
I shall post a new Ms Chan quote everytime I post a new blog. (:
And rahtnbeljanobie BOLD is so ugly. I don't wanna be fat and lardy. :( sadface.
and yesterday, my bro got a super soaker which i was having fun with blowing air at lucy. And she was extremely angry >:( and started growling. So i chased her everywhere with the super soaker and tried to trick her coz it can blow air to the left and right sneakily like tricksy watergun. but it didnt work coz everytime the supersoaker went near her she growled and ran away. like a pansy. and once she banged her head into a chair leg in her desperate attempt to escape. teehee. and shes so sneaky too. coz due to my lardiness i got tired extremely quickly and plonked myself down on the sofa and let go of the watergun. and lucy came sneaking up and hid under the table in front of me and poked her head out and when I GLANCED at her she...ran away. xD teehee
clay lol <----look its a secondary rainbow ^^
WOW! first real blog thingo I've ever done.
if you were wondering who the heck is !Clany O____O
Clany = Clay + Ny xD
hm, yes. we had a wonderful idea last night after tim told us ... the idea.
soo now we have a combined blog D:
um, yes. to distinguish between us i was thinking of me using italics (ny) because it's like on a slant to 'create a feel of swiftness' that i HAVE and it's nice and slim, just like my figure. teehee
and clay you can either go normal or bold. preferably bold to represent your thickass lardheadness that YOU have and your fat figure xD
WOAH actually we can just use different colours. wow, this is rather fascinating.
i can't believe i've never blogged before D:
i mean it even sounds cooooool :)
actually clay, how about we stick to our blocky-and-italiciness. that way we can use the colours if we want to emphasise crap.
anyways today was rather eventless. except for our ONE HOUR LUNCH D:
like i haven't had a FULL hour lunch since like year 6.
anyways, our hip hop is continuing to progress at its steady rate.
AND OH MY GOD I HAVE A HIDDEN TALENT FOR CHOREOGRAPHYINGING.
i've had good luck after i got the free ram (compliments of Xi Chen)
hm yes. the year 12 luncheon (reason for our UBER long lunch) meant Clay's mum was there.
so i we went to the 'performing arts theatre' to scab some FREE FOOD and of course see Clay's 'parents'
anyways THERE WAS NO FOOD LEFT COS THE FAT LARDS FROM YEAR TWELVE ATE IT ALL AND THEIR FAT LARDY PARENTS D:<
so we had to run back to english, and my god, running is hard and tiring.
anyways english was pretty fun.
with our LINDYROLLING and 'winking' and being romeo and julietness.
OH and Mrs Chan was LATE TO CLASS D:
and i swear it was way less that 10 minutes (angry face with crumpled brow xD)
wow, today was actually really boring.
Chosen dumbass quote from people today (teehee Clay you can have your own. oh yeah, this reminded me of in va when i was like 'is that skull the artist's skull? xD)
Angela: HAHAHA today ling was writing with her left and right hand and then was like 'LOOK I'M AMBIGUOUS'
Clay: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: Why's that funny?
Clay: Because ambiguous is an animal that goes on land and water
SO LONG :D
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